Disclaimer: cooking miso ramen in your household will leave your place smelling like garlic-laden ramen as well as leave you perpetually hungry

keitamorimoto:

A piece I’m showing at CFA Gallery, opening this Saturday!! :) "Chinatown" acrylic on panel 16x20"

keitamorimoto:

A piece I’m showing at CFA Gallery, opening this Saturday!! :) 

"Chinatown" acrylic on panel 16x20"

magictransistor:

Thomas Wright. An Original Theory or New Hypothesis of the Universe. 1750.

Contd from here

Why not Shadowrun?

Oh hey, I remember you mentioning that a while ago. I never tried it out! I would totally fall back on that explanation if I actually participated in that. :/ (although, good for future reference, I’ll definitely be getting these prosthetics put to use)

EDIT: Wait, it hasn’t come out yet. For some reason I was thinking of an RP forum or something of that nature.

I’ve been telling people that my costume for Halloween is an elf that somehow survived to the future and therefore will be in cyberpunk attire complete with black longbow, and so far I’ve gotten responses ranging from mildly enthusiastic to rolled eyes along with the phrase, “of course you would do that.”

"I can’t be sober and be with you."

"I can’t be sober and be with you."

…sometimes I just want to be that politically incorrect housewife who cooks stuff for their partner and wants to get his dick sucked afterward a meal well done but instead I have a roommate who then mooches off my lemon pistachio gelato that’s cool that’s cool

keenpeach:

okay I’m basically just unaware of where I am located at pretty much all times

Fuuuuck yes

Fuuuuck yes

So I’m picking up a friend from the airport right now and I must say there are an exceptional amount of attractive people at the airport at the moment

"Just try sucking a dick once in a while y’all." 
- The Pope

"Just try sucking a dick once in a while y’all."
- The Pope

foodffs:

Waffle Iron Ramen

Really nice recipes. Every hour.


White people stop
methhomework:

i wonder what he said about beyonce

methhomework:

i wonder what he said about beyonce

(Source: jesuisperdu)

Welcoming neighbor's friends

  • Me: Hey man, my name's Michael! You're a friend of Brandy's? And hey, I would shake your hand but I just started chopping up some garlic...
  • Matt: Dude nah it's fine! Name's Matt. And HEY gimme some of that garlic! I'm not gonna pass down a garlic-infused handshake man.